Love Life, Hate Kittens

Dark Knight + Gossip Girl

Just watched The Dark Knight the other night and fell in love with it all over again. In the speech between Batman and the Joker in the police precinct, I thought …. wow, this runs parellel with Gossip Girl. My other favorite thing in the whole wide world.

Imagine Serena as Batman and Georgina as the Joker. All S wants is to be good and Georgina is there to remind her that…no, you’re just as fucked up as I am. And we all know it no matter how in denial you’d like to be.

The Joker: Kill you? Why would I want to kill you? What would I do without you? You. Complete. Me.

Batman: You’re garbage who kills for money.

The Joker: Don’t talk like one of them - you’re not, even if you’d like to be. To them you’re a freak like me…. they just need you right now. But as soon as they don’t, they’ll cast you out like a leper.

It mirrors Serena and Georgina’s confrontation on the corner in Season 1 completely. See, once upon a time G was S and S was G. They completed each other. Until that night. Until that night when everything changed. S ran away and left G to burn alone. Now S wants to be reformed, wants to be good again. Dan made her good. She likes being good.

Then G decides to come back into town. And all she wanted was S to come burn with her. Like a fever. For old time’s sake.

She wanted her to see that nothing has to change. Can Serena believe that there are lines that she wouldn’t cross? That there are things that she holds sacred. That it was truly an accident. But its too late.

You want to play. We’ll play. YOU think you’re different S. But I know better. You’re lying to yourself. You’re not that that good. You never were. And to everyone else? Your mom, your friends, your boyfriend? The next little slip up and they’ll see that you’re just like me.

A monster. We’re not that different after all.

Yes. I’m delusional and suffering from lack of new GG till March. Forgive me for my essays

LOL of the day. I promise you’ll die.

Dance Your Ass Off

The promo disables video embedding but please for the love of god, click on Oxygen link above to watch this trailer. It’s a new show that Oxygen is launching called “Dance Your Ass Off” which is a show with fat people dancing to lose weight. Bwaha!

It really wouldn’t be that funny if it didn’t show a fat girl smashing a whole cake from the fridge in the promo.

I’m going to hell.

It’s the life you wish you had. II

Big cities and bright lights
Short days and long nights
No stress and no strife
I’m high off living the life

It’s the life you wish you had.

“Despite barely scraping together 3 million viewers a week, the show has become the most talked-about, culturally relevant series on television. “It’s not a conventional TV hit in terms of viewership. Its numbers are low and it loses to stuff like The Secret Life of the American Teenager, a far more wholesome show that runs on cable,” Gay says. “But in terms of having a ‘moment,’ however you want to define it, GG definitely is having one. It will be very interesting to see if the show grows, or remains a clubby, small hit. Teen shows seldom have long runs — and I don’t get the feeling this will turn into ER. But it seems to be here to stay as long as the principals involved want to keep doing it.”

Part of the show’s appeal is its authenticity. “The show is sharp and connected to modern life, references, music and so on. Gossip Girl doesn’t feel like something that got drummed up in some network focus group by 55-year-old white dudes,” Gay explains. “No one’s going to accuse Gossip Girl of being The Wire or Mad Men, but if you roll with the fantasy/absurdity, it’s fun to watch, from the infighting to the insane clothes and snappy dialogue.””

- excerpt from Behind The Scenes of Terry Richardson’s photoshoot, Rolling Stones

Ray J is the new Flava Flav. Ick. I don’t know who I’m insulting at this point.

VH1 who has brought us classy shows such as Flava of Love and Rock of Love brings us their newest venture. For the Love of Ray J starring Ray J. I felt my vagina sting and blister just looking at the picture. Gross.

I cannot believe I love this type of fuckery.

Did anyone catch this on TV last night? Best. Show. Ever. 

Granted I missed the first hour and don’t know what the premise is but apparently, it’s a bunch of girls with 3 boys and the boys get to inter-date the girls but the girls need to get their mom’s approval? Yea whatevs. 

I’m only watching for the hot piece of ass in the middle. But let’s start with the first dude.

Jojo: What the fuckery?! WHO names their kid Jojo? He’s kinda douchey looking. Cute at certain angles and 98% cute in the dark. He has a fucked up underbite tho. Solid 6.

Michael: Oh Michael. Hot firefighter. Possibly gay. But hot. and that’s all that really matters.

Robert: Oh ew. Horse.

On to the girls. OK. Usually in these shows I have my favs but there’s like 30 something girls. I couldn’t find one that stands out. 

Except for Megan! I love Megan! She’s emo! She tried to play the little wallflower that the girls make over and she loves god! animals and rainbows and glitter! Oh! She’s always been shy and never showed her tits or felt sexy. Umm. Apparently, she forgot she works at Hooters? :-/ Nice try kiddo. 

and. Amanda seems to be the clear favorite of the mothers but the sons don’t really dig her. Maybe because she’s a way younger but not hotter version of Melissa Cooper of the OC.

Amanda:

Melissa Cooper:

and yes. I will be watching next week.

sad. sad life.