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It’s no surprise. She’s always had a love for fashion.

There is no surprise over Michelle’s Isabel Toledo choice for her inaugural dress since she’s L.O.V.E with Toledo’s designs. 

Hope she’s used to the new spotlight on her being the next fashion icon. We’ll be watching :D

You know who should get a book deal? Me. That’s who.

[via my fav NY Mag]

“Joe the Plumber, a.k.a. Samuel J. Wurzelbacher, the Ohio voter who became a celebrity in the last, heady weeks of the election, has signed a book deal with small, Texas-based publisher PearlGate Publishing. Joe the Plumber: Fighting for the American Dream, as it will be called, will “address Mr. Wurzelbacher’s ideas about American values,” according to theTimes, and be co-written with Thomas N. Tabback.”

What. the. fuckery.

Congrats Obama but I must say….

WTF. 

While it looks 100 times better on print, I was highly distracted by Michelle’s dress during the family gathering prior the speech. It looked very emo/goth/period blood. Not a good look. Stylist? Fail.

If you weren’t sold by Krispy Kreme, here’s a vibrator

(via Dlisted)

Free ice cream, donuts, coffee, and vibrators. Sounds like a perfect Tuesday night to me. 

This is SO much better than Vote or Die. 

Thank you Babeland, Krispy Kreme, Starbucks, and Ben & Jerry for making America a better place.

Borat in the newest “Don’t Vote” PSA.

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“I am back to wearing my own clothes from my favorite consignment shop in Anchorage, Alaska”

That’s cute Sarah. Why? When you were going to donate the Valentino when you were done with it? And for christ sakes, why are you dressed as a Mary Kay representative?!

Sarah talks at length about how thrifty she is and how she has a $35 wedding ring. How sweet. I’m thrifty when it comes to my money too. But when it comes to daddy’s [or in this case, America] cash, I’m all about Yves Saint Laurent too. I can’t blame you. We’re girls. It’s in our nature. 

Beg for your Valentino back Sarah! At least keep up with your hair. 

(via Washington Post)

Ick. You spent 150K on clothes and your kid uses Louis Vuitton knock offs? Fail.

(via New York Mag)

As if naming her Piper wasn’t enough, Sarah Palin continues to torture her children by making them use fake LV bags. and really? Piper Palin? Total stripper name. 

According to Politico:

“According to financial disclosure records, the accessorizing began in early September and included bills from Saks Fifth Avenue in St. Louis and New York for a combined $49,425.74.

The records also document a couple of big-time shopping trips to Neiman Marcus in Minneapolis, including one $75,062.63 spree in early September.

The RNC also spent $4,716.49 on hair and makeup through September after reporting no such costs in August.”

She is my idol. Seriously.