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14 year old boy has been drinking gas to become Optimus Prime.
“After the boy, in Yibin City, southwest Sichuan Province, had watched the animated TV series, he began to drink gasoline to become a “valiant fighter” like “Optimus Prime,” his father told the newspaper.
“He began to drink gasoline five years ago, when we found he liked smelling lighter fuel,” he said.”
“…….the boy began to steal gasoline from neighbors and was drinking more and more - two or three bottles at a time.
“Since my son started to drink gas, his IQ has dropped sharply and now he can’t figure out simple addition and subtraction,” the father said.
“Before that, he was a very smart boy, and he could even repair the television. But now he does not know the answer of 7 plus 17.”“
This is seriously worth the read just for the lols.
LOL news of the day: Loon leaves hip hop for Islam
OK fine no one cares but it’s still hilarious.
Oh what will the game do without him?
Excerpt from the Onion — click title to read whole article.
“……It’s just…you’re like my best friend, and I would hate for something you desperately want to change that. I mean, sure, we could go on some dates, maybe mess around a little and finally validate the six years you’ve spent languishing in this platonic nightmare, but then what? How could we ever go back to the way we were, where I take advantage of your clear attraction to me so I can have someone at my beck and call? That part of our friendship means so much to me.”
- guys, if a girl asks you to help her move, she has zero respect for you. There’s a tier system. “Guys that are on my moving list” is the bottom tier.
LOL of the day. I promise you'll die.
The promo disables video embedding but please for the love of god, click on Oxygen link above to watch this trailer. It’s a new show that Oxygen is launching called “Dance Your Ass Off” which is a show with fat people dancing to lose weight. Bwaha!
It really wouldn’t be that funny if it didn’t show a fat girl smashing a whole cake from the fridge in the promo.
I’m going to hell.
LOLS @ #45 - Top 50 Acronyms that parents should know
[thanks jenni and fox news for the lols! follow her twitter!]
1 8 Oral sex
2 1337 Elite
3 143 I love you
4 182 I hate you
5 459 I love you
6 1174 Nude club
7 420 Marijuana
8 ADR Address
9 ASL Age/Sex/Location
10 Banana Penis
11 CD9 or Code 9 Parents are around
12 DUM Do You Masturbate?
13 DUSL Do You Scream Loud?
14 FB F*** Buddy
15 Whoa Fox .. .Where’s #15?!
16 FMLTWIA F*** Me Like The Whore I Am
17 FOL Fond of Leather
18 GNOC Get Naked On Cam
19 GYPO Get Your Pants Off
20 IAYM I Am Your Master
21 IF/IB In the Front or In the Back
22 IIT Is It Tight?
23 ILF/MD I Love Female/Male Dominance
24 IMEZRU I Am Easy, Are You?
25 IWSN I Want Sex Now
26 J/O Jerking Off
27 KFY or K4Y Kiss For You
28 Kitty Vagina
29 KPC Keeping Parents Clueless
30 MorF Male or Female
31 LMIRL Let’s Meet In Real Life
32 MOOS Member Of The Opposite Sex
33 WYCM Will You Call Me?
34 MOS Mom Over Shoulder
35 MPFB My Personal F*** Buddy
36 NALOPKT Not A Lot Of People Know That
37 NIFOC Nude In Front Of The Computer
38 NMU Not Much, You?
39 P911 Parent Alert
40 PAL Parents Are Listening
41 PAW Parents Are Watching
42 PIR Parent In Room
43 POS Parent Over Shoulder or Piece Of Sh**
44 PRON Porn
45 Q2C Quick To Cum
46 RU/18 Are You Over 18?
47 RUH Are You Horny?
48 S2R Send To Receive
49 SorG Straight or Gay
50 TDTM Talk Dirty To Me
Confucious invented confusion. Pause.
Word.
I have no idea if this is a hoax but I’m pretty dumb like these bitches and I’ll take the subtitles at face value.
Miss Panama FTW.
Heh. Gay Kanye on South Park.
funnier is ye’s insecure emo response on his blog. I would quote it but I don’t quote all CAPS.
I'm acting crazy?! Here's a calendar to help you help us.
[via the Rundown]
OK. So it’s a bit rude. Especially when you brush off your girl’s angry rant about you coming home late as “PMS”. Ohnoyoudidnt just say I’m PMSing. I don’t PMS, I’m just a crazy bitch.
But in truth, we do. Ladies, we do. We do get hysterical during that time of the month whether it’s ordering two desserts or crying over spilled milk [literally.]
Boys, enter PMS Buddy — a handy calendar to monitor your chick’s PMS and plan your vacations around her mood swings. AND it works with your Iphone. How great is that?
Crass it is. But it works.
Twitter: "Who are they talking to?" "No one and everyone"
This video is funny but this chick’s youtube comment is funnier.
“twitter is still awesome! just another way for people to feel like someone cares lol” - preciosa02.
FML.
Kinda makes me want Indian food rather than buy missiles but eh. What can you do.
Rafael, one of India’s top three government owned military aerospace companies, decided to sell their silly missiles in another way. Through a Bollywood number. Of course.
I don’t know about you. But I’m sold.
