Love Life, Hate Kittens

You say I think I'm never wrong. You know what? Maybe you're right.

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Wait. I swear that's from a movie.

  • me: kill me.
  • d: why? because you've been trained as an indoor cat? the game has changed babycakes.
  • me: ..... isn't that line from the Break Up?
  • d: no.
  • me: yes it is. it's my favorite movie biatch.
  • d: This is what's wrong. While you've been playing house
  • me: i'm not.
  • d: the public has forgotten you. you losing it.
  • me: you are insane.
  • d: insanity holds truth.
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I promise we were sober

  • me: do you think it rains in heaven?
  • j: ....
  • me: i mean, cuz jesus is on TOP of the clouds so in theory there's no rain
  • j: no.. i'm sure there are clouds on top too.
  • hmmmm.
  • j: what do you think hell is like?
  • me: Hot. duh. I wonder where it is. I think its in a volcano
  • j: A VOLCANO?! WTF! How will they live?
  • me: :-/