So I guess Hiro is a crappy friend? Heroes Recap for 10/13/2008
Quick recap for you Heroes fans.
Where do we start? This episode was fast so keep up.
Claire wants to adopt her bad acting from Future Claire and act all hardcore but gets stopped by Vortex Man (played by Andre Royo.) Turns out he’s just an innocent man conflicted by power (Aren’t we all buddy. Aren’t we all.) Well mission? Epic fail. I guess that’s what happens when you need to bring a taser to a superhero fight. Not bad ass.
In other news, Peter cannot control the hunger. Obviously. He tries to kill his mom because he’s “conflicted” and “wants to know what she’s thinking”. Literally. What are you complaining about Peter? You’re emo! And now you can be a TK cutter! No need to buy razor blades emo boy.
Nathan tries to convince Tracy that her powers came from God but she’s not having none of that. “Uhh. Look holyboy. Our powers came from Reseda.” Whoa Tracy. Control your disdain. I’m sure nice things can come from Reseda one day. Don’t hate cuz your powers was an equivalent to a 3 for 1 Wal-Mart special.
Back in the Bennet home, FireMommy totally burns RealMommy. (ok I’m corny). “Oh yea? How are you gonna save her Sandra? Bake some cookies? Can you light a cigarette? WITH YOUR BARE HANDS?!” OK you win. But get this. She doesn’t REALLY win cuz obviously lighting fires from your hands takes oxygen from your brain and she stupidly falls into the hands of new character “PuppetMaster” and he does all sorts of pervy things to her. At least I that’s how I picture it. Fail.
And hey… HRG and Sylar? Still partners tho HRG tried to kill him. Awwww. Couples banter. Cute.
Annnnnd. Linderman. Or not Linderman. Turns out Maury Parkman is behind creating these illusions for both Daphne and Nathan and he’s working for Arthur Petrelli! Helllllllo papa! I don’t know what AP’s power is but his bed is P.I.M.P!
Oh. Lastly, Hiro gets knocked out again by random barkeep, loses Adam Munroe, and kills Ando.
Any questions?
Edit: Oh. I forget about Mayahinder. She’s dumb. He’s busts multiple loads on her and other random men (gay!) and they die. The end.
