Love Life, Hate Kittens

funnier is ye’s insecure emo response on his blog. I would quote it but I don’t quote all CAPS.

[via the Rundown]

OK. So it’s a bit rude. Especially when you brush off your girl’s angry rant about you coming home late as “PMS”. Ohnoyoudidnt just say I’m PMSing. I don’t PMS, I’m just a crazy bitch.

But in truth, we do. Ladies, we do. We do get hysterical during that time of the month whether it’s ordering two desserts or crying over spilled milk [literally.]

Boys, enter PMS Buddy — a handy calendar to monitor your chick’s PMS and plan your vacations around her mood swings. AND it works with your Iphone. How great is that?

Crass it is. But it works.

This video is funny but this chick’s youtube comment is funnier.

“twitter is still awesome! just another way for people to feel like someone cares lol” - preciosa02.

FML.

Rafael, one of India’s top three government owned military aerospace companies, decided to sell their silly missiles in another way. Through a Bollywood number. Of course.

I don’t know about you. But I’m sold.

as he should.

[via geekologie.]

best. ebay. auction. ever. see ad here.

Item description:

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i love the user questions:

LOL.

“What if Rihanna was a tranny! Chris found out and beat the crap out of her?” - random source.

I’m sure by now all you LAers have heard or watched the ‘slow speed’ white bentley highway pursuit. After much speculation that it was Chris Brown and then DJ Khaled [who i mistakenly thought brian said.. DJ Collins. I was racking my brain like who the fuck is DJ Collins?!], it turned out to be some random pakistanian dude that just looked like him.

But not the point. 

OK back to why I hate PCs, they have a retarded screen shot capability. I wanted to SS DJ Whaled’s wiki page last night but couldn’t. Now it’s reverted back :( 

It said, “DJ Khaled is currently in a slow speed bentley chase. DJ Khaled wears sunglasses at night. The end” 

LOLz.

VH1 who has brought us classy shows such as Flava of Love and Rock of Love brings us their newest venture. For the Love of Ray J starring Ray J. I felt my vagina sting and blister just looking at the picture. Gross.

awww. to think this was just last year. I am so reformed. 

lol @ dude just cheesing in the 2nd pic. 

Well. It’s been a year and on a bright note, my mom says I’ve slowed down a lot. Whatever that means. She says she’s not as worried about me, thinks I’m stable, thinks I’m on my way to becoming the good girl. Which is all completely true of course albeit a phase. or I’m such an accomplished liar.

But god. I have become fucking boring. No. seriously boring. Like I wouldn’t even want to fuck myself boring. I don’t care about dressing up. I WEAR FUCKING JEANS NOW. It’s easier on top. I rather go to sleep. Same stupid emails. God. I think I prefer to keep it this way because it’s easier than fumbling through new things. literally.

It seems like everything is in routine now. While the stability of it is intriguing, I miss women, sex, lust, men, life. Living on the edge.  

Hello 2009. 

- to the original Asian Boy. Better fitted than Kanye. Rick :P