Bye corporate housing. Hello walk in closets.

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Bye corporate housing. Hello walk in closets.

I decided it’s less about whether I like Austin, it’s just that I miss LA more. I miss things I didn’t know I loved … like the trannys at Target in WeHo. The taco trucks. The innate fabulousness. I can’t believe it’s only been a couple weeks. It feels like years. I guess living in corporate housing will drive you a little stir crazy.

However, it’s move in day! I can’t wait to fill up all 3 walk in closets. I wish all the closets were connected like through a tunnel or something. Cuz that would be sorta cool. I’d hide there and hang out and stuff. or smuggle midgets.

My friend used to have a hole that led from her closet to her sister’s closet in the next room. We thought we were so cool going through the closet instead of the door. Until I got fat and got stuck one day and then they boarded it up. It was a sad day.

Bonus (aka boring pics) after the jump.

Crappy picture but washer and dryer to your right. 2nd bedroom is on one side of apartment (office and my emo thinking room) and master bed is other side.

Gigantor kitchen. Warning: I only have 3-5 poses.

Bathtub. …. …. :/ That’s not a sexy face. In fact, that’s a horrible unsexy face. Ah wells. Sidenote: Is Mr. Bubble extinct? Does anyone still sell bubble bath? WTF. I bought ‘bath fizz’ at Target as a substitute and it was the worst thing ever. It filled my bathtub with tea leaves. You know what’s sexy? Rose petals. You know what’s not? TEA FUCKING LEAVES.