This really can’t get any better. Unless some trannys are involved.

Remember the 152232 page text message that CB got prior to beating RiRi? UsWeekly [not National Enquirer. UsWeekly] has sources that say Chris Brown received the text novel from his MANAGER. Word is, he’s been being ‘touched’ by her since he was 16. No wonder RiRi was pissed yo! She was moving Chris away from the dark side :-/
ZOMG. This is a movie producer’s dream! Seriously. What could make this better?