Love Life, Hate Kittens

via Times UK

After one of my people’s killed themselves with a cell phone this past lovely weekend. The chinese daily news has felt compelled to warn the public.

How to avoid mobile phone explosions:

- Always use original batteries. Be sure that batteries by the manufacturer are meant for your mobile phone.

- Never modify your phone

- Always use original battery chargers

- Do not expose your mobile phone to high temperatures, and avoid exposing it to direct sunlight

- Avoid long phone conversations

- Do not make or answer calls when the phone is charging

- Try to keep your phone in a bag instead of in a pocket

- Do not use damaged batteries

I mean, sometimes I feel embarrased for people that die odd deaths. Cuz you know one jerk [most likely me] will bust up during the funeral or even worse, fake a cell phone explosion.