I’m not late. My reactions just are. And this is just wrong.

OK by now I’m sure we’ve all heard of Natalie Dylan and her quest to sell her virginity. Fine. That’s all fine and dandy but OMGLOLZWTF. Why did it go for 3.7 million bucks? I mean, come on now. I’ll put a plastic baggie of ketchup and corn syrup in my cooch and I’ll charge you 50 thou and maybe some jewelry. We can play this all day god dammit.
Hey now. Don’t call her a whore. I bet we all sold ours for some curly fries in high school. or umm. for love.
What a rip off.