Love Life, Hate Kittens

Did anyone catch this on TV last night? Best. Show. Ever. 

Granted I missed the first hour and don’t know what the premise is but apparently, it’s a bunch of girls with 3 boys and the boys get to inter-date the girls but the girls need to get their mom’s approval? Yea whatevs. 

I’m only watching for the hot piece of ass in the middle. But let’s start with the first dude.

Jojo: What the fuckery?! WHO names their kid Jojo? He’s kinda douchey looking. Cute at certain angles and 98% cute in the dark. He has a fucked up underbite tho. Solid 6.

Michael: Oh Michael. Hot firefighter. Possibly gay. But hot. and that’s all that really matters.

Robert: Oh ew. Horse.

On to the girls. OK. Usually in these shows I have my favs but there’s like 30 something girls. I couldn’t find one that stands out. 

Except for Megan! I love Megan! She’s emo! She tried to play the little wallflower that the girls make over and she loves god! animals and rainbows and glitter! Oh! She’s always been shy and never showed her tits or felt sexy. Umm. Apparently, she forgot she works at Hooters? :-/ Nice try kiddo. 

and. Amanda seems to be the clear favorite of the mothers but the sons don’t really dig her. Maybe because she’s a way younger but not hotter version of Melissa Cooper of the OC.

Amanda:

Melissa Cooper:

and yes. I will be watching next week.

sad. sad life.