It’s way pass due but mini recap for my dying show. Heroes [11/24/2008]
It’s definitely a cause and effect episode in Heroes last week due to the much talked about *yawn* eclipse.
Problem: Nathan and Peter fly to Haiti to find the Haitian. God. Please give him a name.
Result: Halfway through the flight, they fall in midair into a pond. Why couldn’t it have been a mountain. Boring. Peter has the nerve to call Nathan a pussy. A PUSSY. PETER of all people. You know, cuz he conveniently forgot that he’s a NURSE. Nurse. Meet your NY Senator. Whatevs.
They find the Haitian which is completely pointless because his powers are gone also. Nathan is captured by the US military because Tracy pulled real strings and used you know… Real life connections.
Problem: Hiro is still 10. Parkman and Ando travel to Kansas to find Daphne.
Result: Parkman totally eye fucks Daphne’s dad hoping that he could read his mind but no dice. The dad totally thinks he’s a complete psycho. The eclipse renders Daphne’s powers useless also but also makes her crippled?! Ouch.
Hiro and Ando go to a comic book store to find the next edition of 9th Wonders [how many effin’ books did Issac make?!] They run into Seth Green. Sexy.
Problem: Sylar and Elle pair up to take Claire down.
Result: Hmm. They realize they kinda suck without powers and HRG totally kicks ass the old fashion way. Surprisingly Sylar is ok with being ‘normal’ for once and through their angst he makes out with Elle. Well all right.
Problem: Claire is acting like a brat.
Result: HRG checks her. “Just because I’m not home doesn’t give you permission to act like a spoiled brat” You tell her, daddy! But she gets shot anyway. Sadface.
Problem: Mohinder is acting like a brat.
Result: The eclipse made him cocoon himself and when it was over it spit him back out COMPLETELY NUDE on the floor. Like a newborn child. Like nude with mucus and slime out of a vagina. Gross.
Tonight? Claire seems to die. But we all know the writer’s will not kill off their golden girl :-/
