Worst day ever in the best life ever.
So why the lack of updates?
Because last Thursday I encountered the worst day ever.
Wednesday night I started burning up with the highest fever ever. Then luckily Thursday I had a doctor’s appt at 9:30. Thank god. This is when it spirals down to hell.
Thursday -
9:00 AM - My headlights were on in my car rendering my car dead.
9:15 AM - Lady promises to give us a jump but disappears
9:20 AM - In panic, I call my doctor and tell them that I will be late but I’m running a supremely high fever but I don’t mind being on standby until I am seen. The bitch TOTALLY denies me and tries to schedule me for next week. Fail.
9:45 AM - Car finally gets jumped but turns out I have to drive around aimlessly for 20 minutes to get the juices back running.
10 AM - 2:30 PM - Dies in sleep.
3:00 PM - Decides that it’s best to go to urgent care.
4:00 PM - Finally dragged myself to UC that’s luckily 5 minutes away. Gets told that urgent care starts at 5:30. WTF WTF WTF WTF. [not to mention she charged me a “after hours” urgent care fee for being “after hours” WTF]
5:30 PM - Sees dr. Gets punched in the side. Have kidney infection. Dies.
5:35 PM - Gets a ticket for my meter. Fail
5:45 - 7 PM - Driving home from Santa Monica to well…. Santa Monica. WTF. Traffic is horrid.
Seriously. I pride myself on being a really lucky girl. Super lucky. Living the best life ever but really? If I believed in karma, I must have ran over someone’s fucking hamster.
[dedicated to D for coddling the sick girl with a tangerine and internet access. I haven’t checked my email in days. Yes the inbox is at 231 right now.]
PS - Thanks for all the concerned texts and emails cuz apparently news DOES go around :-/
