Love Life, Hate Kittens

Warning! Picture is misleading - thanks yelp for providing untrue scenarios. [btw. whose MOM is that in the foreground. jesus]

Having been here twice, I thought I could actually form an actual opinion about Zanzibar but I’m still left confused. I guess it’s like the first couple times you have sex. The first [maybe 4 times] are often quite unpredictable [yea. unpredictably BAD WORSE.]. Maybe I can liken it to that bipolar chick/boy you dig. Extreme in either way. It could end up in bed or bloody face down on a pavement. 

First time I came here [a Friday] it was packed as sardines. People were lined at the bars. There was an actual LINE outside. The stage was packed. The whole nine. The crowd is pretty cute…it’s santa monica so it’s a bunch of uncoordinated white/asian dancing. I swear. All to a different beat. Go figure. It’s kinda like watching a group seizure. Yes I was guilty too.

Second time we came was on a Sunday and there was a total of 12.5 people. WTF.  A stumpy handicapped man that looked like Peter Griffin was doing the two-step/shuffle ALL NIGHT LONG. like no fucking stopping. he was just shuffling his little retarded feet in a circle. kinda like chasing his own tail. but not. i kinda pitied him and danced with him for a bit. Yea. I’m so nice I can’t even believe it sometimes. OK I’m lying. I was extremely drunk.

You know what’s one thing you can bet on? Both times, the male to female ratio was 10 to 1. Seriously it’s a cock bonanza.

Zanzibar

1301 5th St
Santa Monica, CA 90401
(310) 451-2221