It’s like the super charged version of the Sopranos.
Remember the good times. Awww.
Another story packed episode from Kring and Co. They are really pushing the pace this season. Perfect for the ADD viewers.
Matt’s back from Africa with a really insane tan and a pet turtle which seems to suit him well. He is not sure how he is going to find Daphne as he didn’t dream up any contact info so he does what any sane person will do. Google her. Consult his turtle. Well, luckily for him Daphne is looking for him too. Not to fall in love or get knocked up [way stalky Matt] but to recruit him into Pinehearst which she is totally having second thoughts about. But they seem to have something over her…possibly a family member being held hostage..so she stays.
Back in the cocoon of death, Tracy and Nathan drop in for some afternoon tea and hoping that Mohinder could remove their synthetic powers. You know because flying is SO dangerous not to mention that his flying saved Tracy from a suicide attempt. Silly kids. Mohinder nearly busts a webby nut when he hears that they have no side effects from the aforementioned formula. He sedates them cuz he’s a dick and plans to experiment on them. Fortunately, knowing how to shoot webs does not mean he didn’t go to the Peter Petrelli School of Stupid. He gets emo for a second and holds Tracy’s hand hoping for some compassion but she freezes the herpes off of him. Ha! Nice work.
Speaking of Peter and co., Mama Petrelli is in a waking coma and Sylar being the good son releases Peter hoping that they could team up and kick ass. But Peter being the whiny bitch complains the whole time. “She’s MY mommy, not YOURS.” “Why did you give me your powers? I hate you.” and more importantly, “Why did you cut off my bang in Season 1?”. They get in a brotherly altercation that did not end up with make up sex and Peter sets off to Pinehearst by himself because you know…he has such a great track record of saving the world.
Ohhhh. Pinehearst. Home of the Power Suckers. Hehe. Power Sucker. Daddy Petrelli is a G! He sucks the life out of Adam Munroe and totally took his power! Way badass. So he’s the one recruiting all the “villains” and in the midst of their little meet and greet, Peter busts in all flamed out. Daddy is not surprised nor intimidated because umm. It’s Peter we’re talking about. He suckers Peter into getting a hug and SURPRISE BITCHES sucks his power out. Now Peter is powerless. And can only rely on his god given smarts. Heh.
Whew. Is that enough? Two more short blurbs.
RealMommy and Claire save Firemommy from PuppetMaster. HRG wants FM to be his partner since Claire can’t seem to get over herself. Teenagers. What’s a little brainrape?
Oh yea, Hiro didn’t really stab Ando and now they are in Africa. Yawn.
Next week: Family Drama! The Petrelli’s SuperPowered household is choosing sides. Dude, with all the bad ass powers in that home, didn’t Nathan really get dicked with the whole flying thing? Eh.
P.S I’m excited to see Peter powerless. Are you? He’s been complaining about wanting the stupid “hunger” gone. You know what Peter? Wish granted.
