With friends like these, who needs cheerleaders?
- d: i heard you bounced for a booty call.
- me: your sources heard wrong.
- d: right. missed you at Gallaghers. did he calm your nerves? by calm i mean fuck out. you're so nice when you're O-highing.
- me: ..........no. but i have a HDTV, doggie slippers, and a broken Nintendo 64 in my back seat.
- d: you lose.
