Annoying Men. We all met one. Or six.
If you want to ruin a relationship, please be all of the below.
5. Pansy/Indecisive – Make a decision and I’ll respect it even if it’s total crap. Do you know what people hear when they hear “I don’t know?” It immediately translates to “I don’t want to be at fault if I pick something wrong”. It’s gay. Letting me make all the decisions doesn’t mean you respect my opinions, it just makes you look lazy, petty, and irresponsible. Not to mention dumb. When someone asks you a question, answer it – like a normal adult. I’m pretty sure they wouldn’t be asking if they wanted to answer it themselves. Please. Be honored. It means they trust you to be the smarter partner in whatever they are asking and trusting that you’ll make a sane and logical decision.
4. Low Standards – Do you know what happens when you tell a girl you’re fucking that a bleached tranny walking by is hot? You just called her a bleached tranny. Don’t blame us girls [we’re women aka not rational creatures] – when we see your taste [or lack of] in women, this immediately clicks in our heads: if he thinks Aubrey O’Day qualifies as hot and he thinks I’m hot - a=b, b=c, a must equal c. EWWWWWWWWW. Way to kill our self esteem. To clarify, don’t tell me I’m Angelina Jolie. I’m not. I don’t need anyone to tell me I’m insanely pretty cuz I’m realistic and I don’t need people to lie to me but don’t make me feel comparable to a walking herpes sore either.
3. Anti Social/Too Social - You know what’s worse than a club rat? A male club rat. It’s really not cute. Same goes for the lone artist painting in a dark room. Get over yourself.
2. Insecure – Unless you have no legs, burn scars, and/or a 1 inch penis, please step your self esteem game up. Whatever daddy/mommy issues you have, handle it in the privacy of your own home. What’s worse? The guys that are really insecure but mask it with a false sense of self confidence. Come on, I’m sure a bunch of hoodrats, whales, and an occasional 7 tell you you’re hot on a weekly basis. So why are you so desperate and thirsty? You know what it stems from? The fact that you know you have nothing really going on for you. You’re unhappy about yourself and no amount of compliments will fill that void even though you still like to hear it. Pity party.
1. Lack of Ambition – Women don’t want men with a bunch of time for them. Same goes for men but more so for women. We like men that like to make a difference. Whether for personal gain, the world, the animals –who the fuck cares. As long as you are out there making things happen for yourself, women will respect you. Be responsible enough to improve on your well being. No woman wants a man that doesn’t want better for himself. If your life consists of del taco, a trashy apartment, and a 10/hour job, then no wonder you’re insecure. Read #2 again.
Trust me. I’ve been around the block enough to know what I’m talking about. [cough. ex hoodrat]. Even the newage skanks don’t accept this behavior. Step it up.
xoxo,
ronnie.
