Love Life, Hate Kittens

My mom used to think I had worms cuz I can eat like a champ. Unfortunately it was just because I was young and had a extremely high metabolism. As I get older and wiser, I can no longer murder at buffets. I eat lean cuisines and count my ‘points’. Gross I know. Right next to my Yelp and Urbanspoon app is ‘Lose it!’ - a convenient weight loss for a modern you’ app. Ouch.

But come on. It’s the holidays. I should take this opportunity to seize my youth back! MY GLORY DAYS! And I know the perfect place to do it: The Universal Hilton Buffet. What? You never heard of it? Well, let me feed you baby birds.

This buffet has everything you ever dreamed of. Unless you have freaky dreams, then that’s just creepy.

You have:

Lobster, prime rib, leg of lamb, shark fin soup, abalone, Peking duck, honey walnut shrimp, crispy calamari, ginger crab, escargot, curry mussels, a dedicated ‘cold’ seafood station with oysters, crab legs, shrimp cocktail and more. A sashimi and sushi station. A TACO TRUCK STATION with fish, beef, chicken tacos. A handroll chef just standing there ready to make you a delicious handroll. No way you say. YES way.

And there’s more.

There is a pasta station with pasta made to order. There’s two rows of salad - octopus salad, lox, jelly fish, regular salad. You name it. And dessert fiends? They have A CHOCOLATE FOUNTAIN. Creme Brulee, cotton candy, Haagen Daaz ice cream, bread pudding.

It’s the best 48 dollars you will ever spend. Ever. Yes I ate my money’s worth and yes I’ll do it again god dammit.

Ok maybe after I fast for two months or as I’d like to refer to a hunger strike for the blind children.

Cafe Sierra @ the Hilton

555 Universal Terrace Parkway
Universal City, CA 91608

(818) 509-2030