Love Life, Hate Kittens

I’m a half retard. I lead the wolf pack in believing that no matter what problem you are going through or what disagreement and fight you are having. It can be fixed with physical contact. Angry hugs you say? Yes please.

I’ve never been a person to turn away from hugs + cuddling + other activities just because I’m mad. Because to me, it’s two separate matters. You can hate me all you want or disagree but it doesn’t mean you can’t calm me down by showing me affection. it’s the whole thing your parents taught you as a child - are you mad at the person or mad at the issue? Don’t question it boys. I’m telling you it works. Please don’t let movies and girls tell you they are complicated. Just make an effort to show that even though you’re mad you still love me. That you’ll still wake up and kiss me good morning. I’m comforted instead of feeling like I’m being put in a no-affection timeout or being punished.

Or you can pacify me with ice cream.

Yea, it’s that simple.