Love Life, Hate Kittens

^ lols @ one of the responses — Jessica from Middle Earth, USA says “no one aspires to look ‘gorgeous’ while bowling”. Bitch please.

Anyway, if you are curious, yes no one hacked into my twitter, I’m spending a Friday night bowling in the hood.

Cuz I’m silly and he’s a half retard. While this is missing my point and I probably didn’t articulate it very well. Its all fine. I think he thinks I want to go bowling which may or may not have came out of my mouth at one point in time.

While it’s like me asking him to an art show or watch porn, I partially agreed cuz a) hey cool he’s inviting me into something he likes to do (which i’m totally down with.) and b) I wanted to at least give a shot at being “down to earth” and/or “sporty” and c) i never bowled before (and no I don’t know how to ride a bike. I was a deprived child). Besides, I’m very zen. I just found pictures of Kim Kardashian going bowling and if she can bowl, then I can too.

FML @ outfit choices tho.

Me: Ew. I don’t even know what to wear to bowling.

Friend: Is it a birthday party??? Wear pants. Dont wear like the cokewhore chic unless you like the attention you get each time you bend over to bowl. You grew up in the hood!

Me: No i didn’t and i look so fab in cokewhore chic. you have to bend over to bowl?

Friend: Bend your knees or etc? Wait what kind of bending over we talking about. You’re nasty. Relax!

This could actually end up being the best night of my life.