Love Life, Hate Kittens

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1     8     Oral sex
2     1337     Elite
3     143     I love you
4     182     I hate you
5     459     I love you
6     1174     Nude club
7     420     Marijuana
8     ADR     Address
9     ASL     Age/Sex/Location
10     Banana     Penis
11     CD9 or Code 9     Parents are around
12     DUM     Do You Masturbate?
13     DUSL     Do You Scream Loud?
14     FB     F*** Buddy
15      Whoa Fox .. .Where’s #15?!     
16     FMLTWIA     F*** Me Like The Whore I Am
17     FOL     Fond of Leather
18     GNOC     Get Naked On Cam
19     GYPO     Get Your Pants Off
20     IAYM     I Am Your Master
21     IF/IB     In the Front or In the Back
22     IIT     Is It Tight?
23     ILF/MD     I Love Female/Male Dominance
24     IMEZRU     I Am Easy, Are You?
25     IWSN     I Want Sex Now
26     J/O     Jerking Off
27     KFY or K4Y     Kiss For You
28     Kitty     Vagina
29     KPC     Keeping Parents Clueless
30     MorF     Male or Female
31     LMIRL     Let’s Meet In Real Life
32     MOOS     Member Of The Opposite Sex
33     WYCM     Will You Call Me?
34     MOS     Mom Over Shoulder
35     MPFB     My Personal F*** Buddy
36     NALOPKT     Not A Lot Of People Know That
37     NIFOC     Nude In Front Of The Computer
38     NMU     Not Much, You?
39     P911     Parent Alert
40     PAL     Parents Are Listening
41     PAW     Parents Are Watching
42     PIR     Parent In Room
43     POS     Parent Over Shoulder or Piece Of Sh**
44     PRON     Porn
45     Q2C     Quick To Cum
46     RU/18     Are You Over 18?
47     RUH     Are You Horny?
48     S2R     Send To Receive
49     SorG     Straight or Gay
50     TDTM     Talk Dirty To Me