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Oh silly Star Trek. Add hot men and women, an updated cast and every single person claims to be a Trekkie slash SciFi Nerd.

I have to confess. I’m vaguely aware that my dad used to watch Star Trek episodes on TV. Me? Never got into it. Never got into Star Wars for that matter. It’s one of those iconic movies that I have never watched like the Godfather, Usual Suspects, Scarface, etc.

But I have to admit, Star Trek was quite an entertaining movie! Yes, you need ZERO prior knowledge to enjoy it.  Don’t worry. You won’t be boggled down by science/space terms…all you’ll care about is how effin’ hot Zachary Quinto is. And his first big movie role too. Awwwwww.

Since you can read the summary on wiki, there’s no need for me to rehash the plot. Watch the movie! You’ll have fun, or at least tickled by the homoerotic dialogue.

Highlights:

- The guy being a total douche and getting lit up during the ‘sky diving’ scene

- The retarded red snow monster. He ran like he had down syndrome

- JOHN CHO! Did you know that Ando from Heroes wanted to try out for the role?

- Speaking of John Cho, why did he get stuck with a YELLOW parachute? RACIST :D

- Spock!

- Zoe’s name sounded like a-Whore-ah.

- The midget time warp helper!

- The bromance between Spock and Kirk! The bromance between old Spock and Kirk!

Well, I thought the movie was hilarious.

If unintentional.

See it :D