Love Life, Hate Kittens

I’m a busy person (at least I’d like to believe I am) and as a previous member of 24 hour fitness, you just don’t understand how annoying it is to have to go home and shower and get dressed for work or a date after the gym. or even how disgusted you are at the mere thought of showering in such filthy premises. Seriously. I’m getting chlamydia just thinking about it.

I mean, what do you really want to get out of a gym? You want to WANT to go there. You want to be comfortable (It’s swank). You want to carry as little as possible (they have all the necessary amenities AND tripled distilled water). You want convenience (parking is validated in a secure structure). You want a personal touch (they remember your name). You want to be able to calculate and monitor your progress (and you can via your membership card that automatically notes how many times you’ve been there and what classes you take which you can look at online).

Equinox gives you all that and more.

If you really wants to get real. You can think about it like this.

- the gas you save from having to drive home and shower
- the soap, razors, cotton balls, lotion, steam room etc they provide
- the towels. No washing my gym towels. Saves water. and time.
- the water you save from showering at the gym.
- the sugar daddy you can scope out. hell, you KNOW they can afford 138 a month. Get on it.

138 a month is a small price for a future of happiness. and chanel.

Equinox Westwood

10960 Wilshire Blvd
Los Angeles, CA 90024
(310) 954-8950