October 2010
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I don't think you understand, If you can't please...
I’m not, I’m not Tryna run your life That’s why, that’s why I’m nobody’s wife But when I want, when I want it You gotta be ready
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If I was God, I would sue Legion for slander.
Let me break down the plot for you, which even in theory sounds retarded.
God hates the world and wants a do-over. God sends ArchAngel Michael down to kill a trailer trash girl who happens to be carrying the Messiah unbeknownst to her. Michael is a pussy and has a lot of “love” in his heart and cannot bear to see God having a bitch fit so he rebels and cuts off his own wings. I assume it’s...
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"Is it too early for vodka?" "No."
B made a lovely vegetarian breakfast for me this morning. I poached the egg though cuz I’m a freaking egg poaching wizard. But he made the eggplant patty on portobella. Maybe he thinks I’m fat. And yes, that IS a cranberry vodka.
What? I didn’t have champagne.
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We make our own fortunes, and call them fate. And...
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