June 2009
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The city is at war. Playtime for the young and...
Cobra Starship FANWANK. Gabe is hot and the video is great :D
Official Video for (I Make) Good Girls Go Bad.
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WTF Michael Bay. WTF Transformers franchise.
Before you point out everything wrong with my planned night. Don’t tell me. I already know.
#1. Watching a movie at Universal Citywalk is equivalent to .. say getting herpes. I know.
#2. Going to a 10:30 IMAX Screening of Transformers 2 at 10:27 and expecting decent seating is retarded. I know.
#3. Expecting a good summer blockbuster. HEY now. I take complete offense to that.
I went in...
My worst nightmare: The Beef Mass Recall
[via]
“The President has a whopping new food safety problem: Hundreds of thousands of pounds of contaminated beef in the food chain & little hope of rounding up all the poisoned product…
The June 24 Class 1 (you could die) recall of 41,000+ pounds of beef primal cuts from Colorado firm JBS Swift Beef Company for E coli 0157:H7 contamination has just been expanded to an...
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Don't say I didn't give you a 2nd chance. Meh....
[cute food is misleading :(]
Last time I came into Milk. I genuinely felt like I got the wrong things. In fact, I felt SO wrong that I only blogged it and didn’t yelp it cuz I felt it would have been unfair since I only nibbled on a horrible Shanghai salad and picked up a sandwich to go. But as God intended. I am right. again. Milk is the slightly better version of Joan’s on 3rd....
Random: I hate self proclamations.
I hate it when people put titles on themselves. Whether its a guy or girl reading maybe one book and saying that they are ‘such a nerd.’ or some girl playing video games and calling her a ‘dork.’ It’s neither endearing or cute. We can see right through you.
My biggest pet peeve is when someone proclaims themselves as difficult or complicated. I had exes, friends,...
Patron Tequila by the Paradiso Girls
If this was any other group, I’d probably hate this song but I have a love affair with Chelsea Korka (brunette hottie with the bangs.) She was originally part of The Search for the next PCD but got put into another group by Robin Antin - the Paradiso Girls.
There is another version of this song that Keri Hilson did with T-Pain (btw. you guys HAVE to watch the Taylor Swift + T Pain...
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Meat overload. Is that possible?
[wow! great enticing meat pic from Patrick C]
First off, WTFLamb. Seriously, if this was the first time I ever tried lamb, I would swear off lamb for life. It was SO gamey. And I’m asian. I don’t give a fuck. I will chow down some rare beef. I will eat your child. But this lamb tasted like…fat dirty lamb. Furry, dirty lambs that have been roaming the wild masked with a sour,...
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The Coop Pizza. Made with love.
[storefront pic via Courtney S]
Warning. This will be the most depressing thing you read all day. I hate pizza. I love pasta. I love all things Italian but pizza. Pizza for me symbolizes every Christmas, Thanksgiving, Halloween, Birthdays, Fridays.. basically any special occasion where normal families would get together. and possibly share hugs and laughter. or so I heard. In other words,...
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Warning: Things appear bigger (and better) in...
[as Eli G would say, “Stop hyping up meh food.” Picture courtesy of him via yelp]
Strike one: We ran out of iced tea. After a brief skim of the reviews here, I realized this is a common occurrence. Do they even carry iced tea? WTF. You know what they DO carry? Mexican coke. I know, how fucking pretentious. Sure I’d love to add a $2.50 bottle of overly sweet cane sugar coke to...
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omg. wtf. it's asian poses time!
thank you danny for your wonderful captions
Random thoughts: I truly believe that physical...
I’m a half retard. I lead the wolf pack in believing that no matter what problem you are going through or what disagreement and fight you are having. It can be fixed with physical contact. Angry hugs you say? Yes please.
I’ve never been a person to turn away from hugs + cuddling + other activities just because I’m mad. Because to me, it’s two separate matters. You can hate...
I'm such an idiot.
I was super duper happy when EJ cut my hair (see above pic^ so hot i know) and then for some bizarre reason I thought I wanted it EVEN SHORTER. He warned me against this but I went behind his back a month later and I got it cut again last weekend. See below pic.
FUCK.
The cut is so precise and nice but I didn’t expect losing another 2 inches would make me look 10 years older :( Now...
Any suggestions for networking events in the West...
All right kiddos. I know of Digital LA, APEX, YGAP, Promax/BDA. Is anyone else a part of a networking chapter that I don’t know about?
Main focus - entertainment, video gaming, consumer products industry. Strong focus on video games but not necessary.
Contact me!
Meh. Milk.
[pic via Michael S.]
After browsing through a couple hundred reviews on Yelp, I realized that aside from our love for the Hills, me and Milk are never going to get along. Milk is predominately famous for their desserts, milkshakes and sweets — none of which I’m not a big fan of. Yea, I have no soul.
Wandered in here upon recommendation from Sean @ Studio DNA. Got the curried zucchini and...
Well, there is a recession. →
Before you tell me I don't get it, I get it.
After much anticipation for Let the Right One In, I’m pissed off.
It’s an overhyped foreign film at its finest.
No really I get it. The slow pacing. The deliberate expressions. The long, heavy pauses between characters. The melancholy backdrop. The grim reality of a modern day vampire. The cold brutality of it backdropped by a teenage love story. The symbolism of hidden desires and...
I tend to think of myself as a one man wolf pack....
If there was a category for a “man flick” this is it. Following in the footsteps of feel good movies like I Love You, Man and Superbad, The Hangover is the latest addition to the era of bromance.
The premise is simple - four friends taking one last excursion into Sin City. Gets fucked up. Lost the groom. Cliche right? Yes. But The Hangover manages to take this tried and true formula...
Someone once told me there was cool part of...
[pic via yelp’s Bradley H]
…. And I thought seeing wannabe Brody Jenner’s and the gay dodgeball crews at Toast was premium people watching. Oh silly me. Blu Jam Cafe. You take the cake on this one. There was a homeless man wearing six different types of fatigues holding a baby rabbit. A hipster trio in wanna be Euro attire discussing how funny it would be if a song featured...
Asian Poses — #4 Adjusting Glasses →
Click Title to go to Asian Poses site - uber cute!
And yes. I am such a stereotype
Names have been changed to protect the innocent.
Bob: X wants to bone you with her strap-on. How do you feel about that?
me: how DO you feel about that? LOLZ
Mary: i'd rather have papercuts all over my tongue........
if she were hot, i'd think about it
It must be gloomy so I brighten up your day.
What’s wrong LA? Gloomy weather gives me the chills and reminds me of Ja Rule’s Rainy Dayz song (bwaha!)
I’m in the mood to curl up, drink hot chocolate with fake marshmellows and watch lol-worthy movies all night long on crisp white sheets. Maybe toss in a candle or two. and my new revised music set up. Oh please fast forward the day to 6.
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A bit of Cabo San Lucas in Brentwood.
Add this to the places you can’t go if you’re over 18 - Damn you Cabo Cantina. I hardly feel old when I go places but this really sets the bar. Felt like I should be at home feeding cats or watching Lifetime while riding out a hot flash or something. I could swear the boys by the bar were 12. 12 i tell you. TWELVE. Sure that tickled my loins but dammit….. Jenni informed me...
thedailywhat:
New Music! Clipse (ft. Pharrell) -...
Name for Millionaire Matchmaker + I got rejected...
So last year over Memorial Day, I got a blast from Eharmony saying they would waive application fees. Shiiiet. I’m Chinese. Did you say FREE? Hell. This is the girl that has multiple business cards from ‘free’ Vistaprint offers and signs up for maxipad samples and flax seed oil. I’m so in.
So after an annoying 20 minute survey, it came down to this, “What is your...
“Cheaters really have no place to judge. I’m slutty? I’m only...”
– In the Woods
This better be some sort of Award Show Skit.
[via tmz.com]
Taylor Swift of ‘Love Story’ fame was seen rehearsing with T-Pain in Nashville.
WTF.
The Best Video Game Ever.
Yoshi’s Story is my favorite N64 game. Ever.
Even though the storyline is hella emo.
“The Yoshis live in harmony on their island, Yoshi’s Island. Through the Super Happy Tree, a magical tree on the island, the Yoshis are able to maintain a perpetual state of joy. However, Baby Bowser becomes jealous of this happiness and casts a spell to transform the entire island into a...
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Can we be in love until the credits run?
[my favorite scene in the movie - vampire baseball]
“About three things I was absolutely positive.
First, Edward was a vampire.
Second, there was a part of him, and I didn’t know how dominate that part might be, that thirsted for my blood.
And third, I was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him.”
- Bella Swan, Twilight
And that? Sums up the whole movie.
I...
You're my sunny side up. A little runny but...
Lox + Tomatos + Veggie Cream Cheese on an Asiago Bagel = L.O.V.E
Jenni’s Hello Kitty Waffles = More L.O.V.E
Note to self: Wear armor when going into Noah’s Bagels on Venice on a Sunday morning. Those church going ladies and hungover hipsters are relentless!
What’s your favorite breakfast food?
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But If We Started Dating It Would Ruin Our... →
Excerpt from the Onion — click title to read whole article.
“……It’s just…you’re like my best friend, and I would hate for something you desperately want to change that. I mean, sure, we could go on some dates, maybe mess around a little and finally validate the six years you’ve spent languishing in this platonic nightmare, but then what? How could we ever go...
Huu — Birthday sex (Jeremih Cover)
OK After I complained about this song a month ago to my friend, I have since then revised my stance and decided that its quite enjoyable since I haven’t heard a song in a while that covers facials, rapeplay, being super cheap, and has the most LOL lyrics ever.
“Say you wanted flowers on the bed (on the bed) But you got me and now it’s on again”
I like how it’s...
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They only want you when you're 17, when you're 21...
Aw! It’s my good friend Jenni’s first piece for her new class at Otis! The object of the assignment was to “pick 2 colors and show that we understand “value” and warm/cool colors.” Pretty amazing right?
Be sure to check her out at our collabo art/pop culture blog [www.thejuniorslove.me] later this year — launching Summer 2009!
But for now, updates will live...
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LOL of the day. I promise you'll die.
Dance Your Ass Off
The promo disables video embedding but please for the love of god, click on Oxygen link above to watch this trailer. It’s a new show that Oxygen is launching called “Dance Your Ass Off” which is a show with fat people dancing to lose weight. Bwaha!
It really wouldn’t be that funny if it didn’t show a fat girl smashing a whole cake from the...
“It’s not denial. I’m just selective about the reality I accept.”
– Bill Watterson (via shotgunbaby)
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Love. Want. Now.
And they are currently on sale from $995.00 to $667.00!!
Neiman Marcus
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Do the Helen Keller and talk with your hips
[exterior pic via Joan S.]
To be honest, I dig the Garter.
It’s unassuming. Given the exterior, you would think it’s some weird hipster/skater hangout. It has the space of a lounge but plays music appropriate for a club. It has the seating and plush surroundings of a nice lounge but has a small dance floor. They have a pool table and the dark interior reminds you of a old classy...
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It's not that I'm loyal to El Chato but I decided...
[asada tacos pic! via Robin E.]
So in the recent year, I’m hesitant to go down to the South Bay much less Long Beach. Too long of a drive, nothing to do, nothing to eat, I found my reasons. But circumstances led me back to Long Beach this weekend. Drats. I have some friends that live downtown by Ocean and Downtown District. I remember LB being recently renovated so it can’t be that...
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I must pay homage to my favorite late night snack.
[thank you Patrick M. for taking this picture]
When I’m in Mid City, there is no question on where to eat at night. No I don’t go sleuthing for bar food or settling down at Bossa Nova. I don’t hit up Del Taco or drink my hunger away.
I go to my favorite Taco Truck. El Chato.
Located on the corner of Olympic and La Brea, El Chato serves up the cheapest (a dollar each) and...
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i was hanging in the corner with my 5 best...
- Cobra Starship ft Leighton Meester, Good Girls Go Bad
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Kanye's Spaceship Video. Do you still love this...
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What is your favorite brunch spot in Los Angeles?
[great pic via Herman N.]
If you are ever curious on where the Z-List Celebs (Brandy IS Z-List right?), freaks, hungover coke whores, wanna be reality stars, and the chipper gays go on Sundays, welcome to Toast.
Having been here at 10am, 11am, and 4pm, I have to face the fucking truth. Toast will always have a wait. Fact.
Despite the wait, you are treated to great service, good food, and a...