May 2009
75 posts
OK I'm not the ONLY one that needs to know.
^ lols @ one of the responses — Jessica from Middle Earth, USA says “no one aspires to look ‘gorgeous’ while bowling”. Bitch please.
Anyway, if you are curious, yes no one hacked into my twitter, I’m spending a Friday night bowling in the hood.
Cuz I’m silly and he’s a half retard. While this is missing my point and I probably didn’t articulate...
oh mom.
mom: are you coming home this week?
me: yea. probably. I need to pick up some birth control
mom: you still need them? I thought your sex life was on a hiatus.
me: :-/
Ego so big/ You must admit/ I got every reason/ To...
My fashion muses of the moment: Willa Holland, Taylor Momsen, and basically the whole GG cast (even Vanessa) + Rihanna. I mean, love Kim K’s face and body. But face it, she’s not exactly a fashion icon. You can’t love fashion if you don’t have ‘it’.
Which is what pisses me off about The Fashion Show featuring Kelly Rowland. Just because you like clothes...
“You just wanna dance in your wreckless path
close your eyes, see colorful...”
– N.E.R.D, Everybody Nose
What's wrong with this picture?
Besides the fact that he’s wearing a bandanna around his ankle, she looks like a Tommy Hilfiger reject, and he strangely resembles a black Rosie O’Donnell.
I love that Susan Boyle is a proven bitch.
Remember the old lady on that one talent show that “drove the world to tears” through her singing? Yea. No seriously. An UGLY person can SING! It’s so moving.
Anyway, I always stood by the fact that if she was pretty then she wouldn’t be getting any attention. In fact, she’ll probably get backlash like “oh she sucks.” and “she’s not that good...
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So now you’re here with me/ show some gratitude/...
New Music Video! Kanye West ft. Mr. Hudson - “Paranoid”
Starring Rihanna. Fourth single off 808s & Heartbreak.
[via thedailywhat]
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Ye Olde King's Head + Barcelona 2 - 0 Man. United
I love men. I love men who love sports. Put me in a sports bar with my favorite boy and I’m in heaven. Put me in a pub with 100s of boys who are insanely passionate about sports….omg. sensory overload. You would not believe how pack Ye Olde King’s Head was today. It was so packed that it took me 20 minutes to find parking because all the lots nearby were full (typically you...
“His decision was — and is — to make no decision at all, which is the...”
– Gossip Girl
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Do you think about me now and then + I'm still so...
I have been really missing home lately. I mean, how can I not? My city is so gorgeous and Chinese food with a strong Portuguese influence? Made of win. Except then I realize I live in Los Angeles where crappy Chinese food reigns and no one knows what the hell Macanese food is. FML.
Flew up to SF for a day on a whim and had to make a stop at Golden Gate Bakery for their famous egg tarts. While I...
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"I ain't a monster" - Yea, and obviously a...
Just when I thought I’d never write about CB and Rihanna again. (Ha! I even skipped over the Rihanna nudes episode. If you wanna see ‘em that bad, they are here)
But come on, Chris, defending yourself to gossip sites and pushing your album in one bootleg video? So not classy.
And what the hell is Bow Wow doing there? He hasn’t been relevant since…. well. never.
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Double Sex Change Marriage. Oh CA would blow its...
Hello China. You have tickled my fancy once again. First it was the ‘concubine talent show’ that resulted in death and now this. I’m impressed.
Via China Daily -
“A pair of young lovers in Yichang, Hubei province, plan to get several operations to change their gender and then marry each other.
The woman wants to become a man while the man wants to become a woman. The...
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It's not me, it's you.
[pic via doris w.]
Citizen Smith. I can’t believe I used to like this place. or at least was delusional enough into thinking I liked it. I hate you 50% off Mondays. You get me everytime. As I mentioned in a previous entry, it’s half off food. I cannot complain.
Dropped in last night for a quick bite after the gym. Food is still half off. Mondays are still dead. I should really know...
On birthdays and cake + it was a legit question.
me: yo I need to know what kind of cake you like. Cheesecake, muff cake, ice cream cake, donuts? cupcakes?
jia: muff cake?
me: cake in her muff?
Insanely busy (in a good way). Postings will...
If you want to stalk me THAT much, follow me on twitter for inane ramblings during meetings and get my up to date stalkings on celebrities at the gym. Not to mention my re-tweets of AWESOME discounts, 100 bucks for 8 dollars for FIG? Ba dow.
I’m useful.
www.twitter.com/ronniesizeme
PS. or Join my Mafia Wars Familia. I am so retarded.
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New Wale via his twitter!
- Wale, Hot Shyt
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Teaser for Mulan @ Cannes - No. This is NOT a...
[source: Twitch]
played by Vicky Zhao who has the biggest eyes. ever.
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LOLS @ #45 - Top 50 Acronyms that parents should...
[thanks jenni and fox news for the lols! follow her twitter!]
1 8 Oral sex 2 1337 Elite 3 143 I love you 4 182 I hate you 5 459 I love you 6 1174 Nude club 7 420 Marijuana 8 ADR Address 9 ASL Age/Sex/Location 10 Banana Penis 11 CD9 or Code 9 Parents are around 12 DUM Do You Masturbate? 13 ...
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RH @ the Andaz: Seasonal ingredients + Live...
[dining area. official food pics to come via tony @ sinosoul]
Working in an open kitchen must be like working in a cubicle without walls. Freakin’ scary, you ask? Yes. The pressure must be on to be on point at all times, or umm. at least quit getting Twinkie crumbs (while twittering) all over your desk :-/ It must scream supreme confidence that RH boasts a sprawling open kitchen. No,...
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I confused Star Wars with Star Trek + Star Trek is...
Oh silly Star Trek. Add hot men and women, an updated cast and every single person claims to be a Trekkie slash SciFi Nerd.
I have to confess. I’m vaguely aware that my dad used to watch Star Trek episodes on TV. Me? Never got into it. Never got into Star Wars for that matter. It’s one of those iconic movies that I have never watched like the Godfather, Usual Suspects,...
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Temple Bar on Wilshire is closed + There's still...
Via their website, Temple Bar apparently closed half a year ago! I could have sworn I’ve been there in the last six months. Eh. or maybe not.
I think I been here only twice - both to see an artist. This was a very low key ‘underground’ music joint. Like the hipsters of R & B if there is such a thing. It had a weird asian theme and was alright… definitely was way too...
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All you gotta do is say yes Don’t deny what...
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We need more bottles, tell ma to hurry up.
[pics via Eileen T. of yelp! Crabby Benedict is so good!]
I love the bubbly. No I’m not Diddy or have an abundance of champagne to bust on strippers in a lavish pool party but still. I like to indulge in a little bit of that golden tonic whenever I can. (Btw. I tried to think of a good sensual term for champange but golden tonic totally sounds like I heart pee.) But I digress. How do...
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Andaz + Chamberlain + Viceroy + W: Best Poolside...
After seeing such great pools last night, I’m on a mission to have a little poolside get together. Lounging by the pool, sun + drinks, oh dear summer.
Loved Andaz’s set up! Huge cabana personal ‘pods’ and amazing view of the city. Score for rooftop pools. Chamberlain’s pool was on the rooftop too with huge cabanas that are cable ready and wii ready! How exciting....
“An alcoholic is anyone you don’t like who drinks more than you do.”
– Dylan Thomas (via ralph) (via nickdouglas)
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It's like the Chanel of Bar Food.
I am at a weird age. It’s the age where flashing my boobs in Cancun is slowly losing it’s appeal but I’m also too young (and poor) to visit Lake Como. It’s the age where I still wear denim cut offs but only paired with a more demure top and I have to ditch the lucite hooker heels. Ah. The growing pains of being 24. Being in your mid twenties also marks the age where...
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Fitness Challenge: Week 3 - Well. This is awkward....
OK. So I finally had my ‘Fitness’ test done today. It’s basically an evaluation to see what your goals are, where you’re at, blah blah. So, my trainer who is the nicest guy ever asked me what my goals are. Here is the most fml convo ever.
T: What are your fitness goals?
Me: Ummm. To look really good. I mean. I know I am perfectly fine now. But I want to look even...
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I love you always Sasha Grey + Catch 'The...
What is it we wanna do? Now that I’m allowed to be alone with you Birthday Girl its your birthday Wherever you wanna go Now you are old enough to go and see the R-rated show now
- The Roots, Birthday Girl
Thank you Sasha Grey for many, many life lessons.
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FIG @ The Fairmont Miramar. Close to perfection.
[pic via my jenni!]
Sidenote: I put out another challenge. If you can find a place with mussels better than Tasca, I’ll blow your dad. I have never been the greatest fan of mussels but ever since having the perfect mussels at Tasca I say this is a must order at any restaurant. Unfortunately, the mussels at FIG (though the portion was huge) was a miss. The mussels were small, slightly...
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Recipe Challenge 5/12/09: Eggplants are my best...
[My rendition of a healthy turkey burger! My phone camera is crappy.]
Originally this recipe was inspired by Rachel Ray’s Eggplant sub. But ewwww. Eggplant is pretty weird in texture and with bread? Yuck. It’ll become a soggy mess. So I decided that I would use the eggplant as the base and make real turkey burgers with a tomato basil compote to top it. Use the American eggplants for a big base...
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Two week Rachel Ray Challenge: Low Fat/Healthy...
[my shrimp tortilla soup!]
Fitness Challenge as inspired by Risa Y. Risa went vegan for two weeks and posted pics on facebook of her daily meals. So inspiring.
I got a new recipe book this weekend and as much as I hate Rachel Ray, her book was really neatly organized with simple receipes. I planned out my meals for the whole week according to the book and here is my first recipe.
Shrimp...
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No one cares. But Flo Rida is dating Brenda Song...
What is she?! Like 14?!
I’m so jealous. :-/
in a way only sick people can be jealous.
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Confucious invented confusion. Pause.
Word.
I have no idea if this is a hoax but I’m pretty dumb like these bitches and I’ll take the subtitles at face value.
Miss Panama FTW.
Throwing up gang signs since 1984.
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Il Moro wins on portions, location, and free happy...
Lounge food, bar food, upscale ‘pub grub’ ala gastropubs (defined by wiki), whatever you want to call it is my love. Always has been, always will. I’ve been saying this since I was dragging my friends to hotel hop from one bar menu to the next. And yes, Viceroy is still one first love. There is something quite romantic and delightful about ‘bar food’. Non commital...
New Domain! + New Features! + Search Bar! +...
In the next 72 hours, blog may be down for maintenance and plain retardedness on my part.
UPDATE: Lovelifehatekittens.com is in full effect. AND I added a search bar in case you want to run a search on your name and see how many times I namedropped yo ass. or look up pho. Whatevs.
btw. this HTML thing is not as easy as it looks. Seriously. I tried to rework the code for my current tag cloud...
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Well, Hal. You amazed me.
[ahi/scallop crudo - i swear its delish - pic via culinary fool]
When my boss suggested Hal’s as our next stop, I immediately thought. Nothing good can come out of the name Hal’s. Hal’s sounds so … Dive barish? Country? Old? I would never name my kid Hal or Hank or Butch for that matter. Then again, this is the girl who wanted to name her first boy Skylar in the 7th grade. What? I didn’t...
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Good food + Good exhibit + Good times.
[la cigale. mixed medium. By Mylan @ Imaginaryfriendship.com]
Have you ever walked away from an exhibit completely enthralled and inspired? Go to the Senior Portfolio Showing @ Otis. Now. It’s crazy. It’s almost like … the students are so young. Their ideas are so bizarre at times but they not only thought it but created it. They can really be whatever they want to be. Making it happen...
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Lols. Gucci Sues Guess for defaming and cheapening... →
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Fitness Challenge - 5/07/09 - Lunch workout fail +...
Now, I can honestly say I never used to do this but over the last year I picked up a bad habit of asking, “What do you suggest?” which I actually enjoy because it’s highly useful in restaurants but come on… i was at the juice bar at Equinox.
She looked like she hated her job and gave me a look like, ‘bitch. they all taste the same and they’re all...
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Coco Chanel. ILY but this is cracky.
After getting a nice hardcover Chanel book [Collections and Creations] for x’mas, I found that not only does it make for great fashion inspiration during lazy mornings but it is adorably cute as decor. So I figure I buy another one to put in the living room possibly the Jacques Helleu + Chanel edition.
So after doing a quick amazon search, I was like wtf. This book raised in value over a...
