January 2009
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I hated this in 2001. I hate it now. Graffiti...
Seriously. I avoided this atrocity back during high school and now its popping up everywhere. Even worse than the fugly cherry edition. Kill me.
In other words, yes I’ll buy one finally for the collection but it doesn’t mean I’ll love it. So THERE.
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Sometimes it’s just better with girls. Yes it is....
So I don’t know if you heard but I’m on the quest of finding a sugar daddy. Yes I’ve been watching the Real Housewives of OC. Come on, I’m loyal, I cook, I clean, not too bright but FUNNY, and I’m ummm. flexible and I know when to shut up. If that doesn’t make you want to buy me a pony, I don’t know what will. The Viceroy is a notorious sugar momma/daddy watering hole. But in a real swank way....
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Sometimes it’s just better with girls. Part one. ...
Let me clarify. I don’t even LIKE bacon wrapped dates but ever since I had them at Chloe I was hooked. They weren’t even that good but I crave the flavor. Weird. Like frappacinos .. Every 6 months I feel like I want a frap until I realize they make me hyperventilate and start rambling like a retard on crack. So I met up with Jenni @ Chloe last night…make sure you make a reservation on...
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Leonida's on Pico....Lunch for a fattie.
I went shopping today [like a rich housewife] and stopped by Leonida’s because there was a huge poster of a sorbet sipper on the wall. Orange juice, Hagen Daaz Mango Sorbet, and tonic water? *dies*
I wanted to get a sandwich to go with it but they don’t make sandwiches. So i got a cupcake.
And then I had to go back to work.
Sad times.
I'm so easily amused.
Being bored, I finally started adding people on FB. I’m ridiculously fascinated by the “people you may know” function. I add people I don’t want to add just so I can see the next name pop up. It’s like playing grab bag but 1000000 times better.
How deep is your love for me? Tell me what it's...
(via geekologie)
Well this sure puts a spin on it. It’s like the best ring ever. For your peen.
It actually measures how many times you thrust. How convenient. Although, juices and batteries usually don’t mix. God forbid it burns his penis off.
yikes.
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Wefeelfine.org - Possibly the most intense site...
This data is pulled from millions of blogs across the world. Amazing.
My friend sent me this vid with the creator explaining how this site came to fruition.
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It's all you can eat. aka best deal ever. Midori @...
I had boot camp in the afternoon and was pretty freakin starving for any sort of food… so all you can eat sushi sounds like heaven. The boy decides to drive from West LA to Studio City BY STREET. Stupid GPS and their crazy suggestions. We met up with the girl who was waiting for us and kindly not frustrated as we were a couple minutes late and the kid didn’t want to pay for valet....
Too many threats kid, gotta let her go. Always in...
My body is still sore from boot camp. I can barely walk and my ribs hurt. But still this was definitely the point of change for me this weekend.
See. I’ve been having these ongoing issues. My diet, lack of sleep, overall health, the boy.
Sam emphasized that working out is largely mental. Your mind gives up long before your body does. So he pushes you. and pushes you again. Because...
“The hardest thing to learn in life is which bridge to cross and which to burn.”
– David Russell (via mascarah)
We were both young when I first saw you. I close...
So I finally caught Slumdog Millionaire last night. *possible spoilers*
It’s a feel good movie. It’s a rags to riches love story but … not corny. It has a City of God vibe. Gritty. Raw.
Jamal, the lead, is on the Indian version of Who Wants to be a Millionaire. He goes further than any other contestant has gone. With him being an uneducated kid from the slums, they call the...
On going out and silly girls.
jl: i know. this is why i tell my friends "i love you, but i HATE people" 99% of the time i'd rather stay home and watch....lets say "movies" or read a book. it takes too much energy to go out and bullshit with people.
me: me too. plus if i hang out with even b or you. i have to dress decent and brush my hair.
jl: yeah, i remember you putting on makeup for dinner once. really? just dinner AT HOME with b, t, and me. chance crawford aint showing up as your desert. settle down.
me: god.. you never know when there's gonna be a fire. hello? hot fire fighters? hot neighbors? hell.... how you'd look on channel 9 news?! don't you think ahead>!>!?!?!?!? jeeez.
jl: touche.
My 7-11 guy made me sound like a pervert.
For those who don’t know. 7-11 carries three hot dog sizes. The minis, the regulars, and the jumbo dogs.
I always feel a little queer when I ask for the XXL ones so I just point to the case and say, “let me get that one”
Today, the guy was like which one? I’m thinking WTF man.. the one I’m pointing to foO. But there was a line and he repeated which one?
So I...
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This is what real chinese food should be on par...
Eating dim sum used to be a chore. Every morning my grandparents would get up at 5AM to drag me to dim sum. I’d play my gameboy and wait till the adults were done. But somewhere along the road of getting older. Boys started wearing women’s jeans, facebook became the way of breaking up, yelp became the new dating site and dim sum became the white man’s “delicacy”
That’s real cute. I can’t...
Knowing if I do that it won't be right, I don't...
Age old question that people always want to ask. Should I sleep with him on the first date? Is it ok?
[First of all, ew. Why are you asking people? Second of all, if you’re asking you want it. You want confirmation. Just do it] I always feel like people place too much emphasis on the “decision” [hell, sex in general]. Why is it even a decision? Either you want to or not. It’s how YOU...
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I'm not late. My reactions just are. And this is...
OK by now I’m sure we’ve all heard of Natalie Dylan and her quest to sell her virginity. Fine. That’s all fine and dandy but OMGLOLZWTF. Why did it go for 3.7 million bucks? I mean, come on now. I’ll put a plastic baggie of ketchup and corn syrup in my cooch and I’ll charge you 50 thou and maybe some jewelry. We can play this all day god dammit.
Hey now....
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It's no surprise. She's always had a love for...
There is no surprise over Michelle’s Isabel Toledo choice for her inaugural dress since she’s L.O.V.E with Toledo’s designs.
Hope she’s used to the new spotlight on her being the next fashion icon. We’ll be watching :D
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400 people hijack a train station to dance. Hmmm.
sounds way more impressive than it looks. courtesy of t-mobile + youtube.
Destroy everything you touch today. Destroy me...
I am going out of my mind.
So what. it’s a good lie. a helpful lie if you will. I thought I was ok with it. It’s so stupid really.
I never been a paranoid person. So why do I feel so freaking paranoid now? It’s like….
Everything that comes out of his mouth. Lie. Every action. Lie. Every moment in between. Lie.
I know it’s not true but my mind just has this...
It's kinda sexy. No?
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Ray J is the new Flava Flav. Ick. I don't know who...
VH1 who has brought us classy shows such as Flava of Love and Rock of Love brings us their newest venture. For the Love of Ray J starring Ray J. I felt my vagina sting and blister just looking at the picture. Gross.
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How is my diet going? It's going.
I just weighed myself and I lost a pound. I feel a bit healthier. and my boobs look a bit bigger.
So I’ve been really conscious about what I eat lately so I do try to cook every night. I actually like cooking a lot so it’s no big deal. I usually go with rice dishes or seafood. I’ve been trying to cut down on eating grits. Luckily I found a good alternative.. couscous! I...
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新年快樂! January 26, 2009!
Inspired by my lil sis’ tumblr post, I felt obligated to make a Chinese New Year posting.
Here is my luck in the Year of the Ox. Last year was ‘my’ year - the year of the rat which is really horrible for you if you are the same sign. But my mom gave me a jade monkey that I secretly carry to fend off bad luck. Yes its kinda odd but whatevs you’re just jealous that i have a...
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It's like anti-pretentious which is the epitome of...
If you look up pho cafe online, you’ll find all these great reviews about the ‘vegan’ veggie pho. i mean, really? Being vegan now? How trendy. questionable. We sat next to this table who were inhaling the broth pondering over how zen it was. questionable. We sat next to this dude that pronounced pho like phO and ordered bun but didn’t know what the ‘sauce’...
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Calling them "sea kittens" makes me hungry. Good...
PETA is on another obscure mission to save the stupid animals of this world and their brilliant plan was to call “fish” “sea kittens” from now on because apparently people think kittens are too cute for eating[?] and they are trying to create the same image for fish. ORLY.
I wonder if it deters sharks from eating them too. Creepy.
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How much can you tell about me in the first two...
The concept of Blink is in most instances, you can forgo what you learned in school.. “don’t judge a book by its cover. Look before you leap.” Sometimes all you ever need to know is in the first two seconds. I liken this to job interviewing initially. You get a certain vibe when you walk into an interview for the first time or even on the phone while getting your appt. You already know. Call...
Why I cannot successfully join facebook.
Because of my recent obsession with this stupid stupid board game, I read online that you can play against your friends if you join facebook. Hmmm. OK no problem. Then it spawned in my mind, there’s a nagging reason why I haven’t joined before. Or have I? Upon 15 minutes of trying to join, I realized I already joined in November and just never used it. Probably same reason I never...
I don't understand why stripping gets such a bad...
It keeps you trim and sexy. I detest those housewife ‘pole dancing’ workshops. Totally defeats the point.
I liken stripping to naked aerobis but instead of paying the gym. They pay you.
oh the irony.
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So I have a weird crush on Toby Young – Top Chef...
Ariane, Jamie, Stefan - respectively
[Yes. I know I missed recapping the last two episodes. It was the holidays and I was being lazy.]
Just as an overall recap, the chefs that are left are: Ariane – Resident ‘cougar’, really redeemed herself by winning last two episodes but cooking simple dishes. Carla – Still looking kinda crazy, but really explains herself well in front of judges....
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So I really wanted to hotlink someone’s lamb from...
[picture courtesy of tony from sinosoul]
Ehh. Here’s a pic of the restaurant instead. Apparently sea bass is the item of choice to be photographed. Oh speaking of which did you know that Chilean Sea Bass is on the Seawood Watch list of fish to avoid? Sea bass fishing is currently illegal. [yes. I learned this from Top Chef + Wikipedia]
Some friends and I stopped in here on a weekday and it...
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I'm up in the gym, working on my fitness. OK maybe...
I know I announced this to the world last year but my fitness goal is still the same. My body goal is to look similar to Natalie Mejia from Girlicious [see vid. white shirt]
I have a hard time sticking to any diet cuz I’m lazy and I get hungry [yes. totally fat girl mentality] For example, last night, I wanted to eat chorizo, eggs, and grits. So I accidentally made too much grits and...
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2009. So it's 6 days into the year.
This year I promise to:
1. Lose 10 lbs.
Which will be achieved by: eating regular small meals. Snacking on only jello, rice cakes, cocaine, and fruit. Try and limit my carb intake. Making an effort to walk.
2. Quit wasting money on books.
Which will be achieved by: Joining a library and resist impulse buys online.
3. Quit wasting money on clothes.
Which will be achieved by: Being more...
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Sammy's Hill by Kristin Gore - Chick Lit + Cliches...
According to some chick on amazon [god. i should have know. she likes Sex and the City], Sammy’s Hill is the greatest thing since slice bread:
“As a devotee of Helen Fielding and Candace Bushnell, my bar is exceptionally high for fiction where the heroine’s exploits include men, alcohol, and email drama. However, Ms Gore’s DC answer to Bridget Jones rises to the occasion...