November 2008
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Get your child's ass kicked after school. on a... →
What a douchey site. I wanted the kid’s “name” to convey ‘creative, cute, and romantic’ and they recommended SORCHA.
bitch sounds like a hot sauce.
henryeatspeople:
I refuse to accept your suggestion that I should name my child Godiva or Liberato (which I actually don’t know if that is the name of a vibrator but it just sounds way too close). I’ll be sticking...
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Show me what you got. Top Chef @ Craft / S05E02...
[Fabio, Jamie, Carla respectively via Bravo]
Well, with cute ass Patrick gone last week, Team Rainbow is down a gay.
But… Fabio and Stefan are still going strong as the Euro Duo. Each one believes that the other is their strongest competition. I think they’re right. It’d be pretty awesome [albeit a bit predictable] if those two are in the final three together. In fact, yes I’m calling it....
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I hate cats. Now there's one with two heads. God...
[thank you geekologie for making me lose my lunch]
This spawns so many questions. Do both mouths need to eat? Will one head get jealous of the other head? Which way WILL IT WALK!??!?!?
I can’t stop staring at the picture. It’s effin gross.
Not cute.
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15% off all take out for Nook. Such a win.
I don’t know why i tell people I’m on this faux diet when I eat this kinda stuff everyday.
Mmmm. Coke and a steak sandwich. God. I think I go to Nook three times a week.
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‘Cause it’s a guilty pleasure Deciding...
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You know who should get a book deal? Me. That's...
[via my fav NY Mag]
“Joe the Plumber, a.k.a. Samuel J. Wurzelbacher, the Ohio voter who became a celebrity in the last, heady weeks of the election, has signed a book deal with small, Texas-based publisher PearlGate Publishing. Joe the Plumber: Fighting for the American Dream, as it will be called, will “address Mr. Wurzelbacher’s ideas about American values,” according to...
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So it needs some twerking...give it time.
Me and Jenni went to Ktown to try out this new place behind Yogurberry on Wilshire which btw is the best effin place ever. As a person that hates froyo, since this place is self serve, i get a dollop of froyo and 2 lbs of mochi. What?! There’s no rules to this. Quit staring at me.
The restaurant, Ruby Table, is in the same mall and its speciality is japanese/korean fusion tapas....
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- Ladytron, Soft Power [remix]
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So I slacked. Top Chef Recap will be posted...
In case you just can’t contain yourself.
Jill made this ostrich egg quiche with rice-pecan crust, asparagus and aged cheese thing that was virtually inedible and was sent home.
At least it LOOKED pretty, no?
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When I grow up, I want to be a Gothic Lolita.
[For tickets: Hit the contact button in the menu bar or contact my friend and organizer Jenni]
“Zippercut and Royal/T would like to invite you to Rococo Rendezvous!
December not only marks Royal/T’s one year anniversary, this is an event to celebrate the eccentricity of LA’s underground cultures in an inventive masquerade ball, packed with music, unique attire and...
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I want. I need. Throwback to the '06...
A year ago, I was wearing nothing but dresses. Likes dresses with bows. Tea party dresses, school girl dresses, like fucking upper east side and/or summer hamptons fab. In fact, my friend Rick used to always say… “What are you gonna wear? A dress again?” :-/
While I’m still obsessed with my personal fashion icon and crush Blair Waldorf, lately I’ve been rocking...
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"You know how I know you're gay?" Coldplay + Jay-Z
Coldplay + Jay Z - Lost
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- Idle Warship [Talib Kweli, Res, and Graph...
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Sides are chosen. Lines will be drawn. Heroes...
Forgive me for a lackluster recap. This was indeed the most filler episode of the whole season so far. Hiro is being brainfucked by Arthur Petrelli but Arthur having ADD gets distracted by a huge eclipse rock painting which is entirely unrealistic because how would AfroIssac climb so high to paint that shit plus there’s endless supply of paint in Africa? I think not. Anyway, instead of...
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“I’m the type of girl who can make things rare;
if I wear something,...”
– Verbz, Swaggerific
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Vavelta: The New Botox - Thank you baby foreskin.
Thank you all you mothers that are donating your baby boy’s foreskin. Thanks to you cougars will have smoother skin, less fine lines, and skin as smooth as a baby’s penis. Literally.
Vavelta is the new drug of choice on the block. It’s more permanent than botox and supposedly way more effective. The foreskin cells are injected into the lower epidermis and after a couple...
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Joe's is pretty baller. Me? Not so much.
[pic via awesome blogger Food Marathon.]
I love smoked salmon. Seriously. That’s in my top five greatest foods of all time including hot dogs, steak, chorizo, and spaghetti. Yes in that order. So when given an opportunity to dine at Joe’s and seeing lox on the menu, I was sold. OK, I was momentarily swayed by the crab hash and pork belly options but I must focus. I came for lox. So lox it is....
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Belkin is on crack and I hate my IPod.
I’ve been having insane neuro frustrations with this stupid ipod fm transmitter business.
Being completely insane, I think I read through every single ipod tips blog ever written. The advice is singular and clear.
REMOVE YOUR CAR ANTENNA.
How effin brilliant. What if I want to turn back to the radio? Is this the best we can all collectively think of?!
Apparently, Belkin’s...
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Top Chef 5: And this is the most grueling recap...
[stefan, eugene, jill’s respectively]
Having skipped all the season but 3 [go hung!], I am a little rusty at recapping reality shows as there are SO many characters that I really don’t give a fuck about and there’s usually too effin many people. We are in New York this season with a super diverse crowd. And as soon as they step into the city, they are faced with their first Quickfire...
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I want. I need. I'm obsessed with tea party...
Very Blair Waldorf. Can’t wait to hit the mall this weekend.
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What do you know about Mala Hot Pot?
So here we are. November. Hot pot + cuddling season. What’s better on a cold, cold day? I haven’t done hot pot in a while so I’m pretty excited. My mommy is going shopping for me since I always seem to forget something. I never tried the mala soup base before since I am a spicy wimp. I’m either going with mala or satay. Satay might be more up my alley since it’s...
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Spoilers! Heroes [Ep 9] Peter's still a whining...
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But I Am the Chosen One. New HP Trailer.
“I’m getting old and I need something to rely on
So tell me when,...”
– Keane, Somewhere only we know
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The Tranny Dude is Knocked Up. Again.
All you disgruntled - over 30 women out there. If a woman that has a ‘stache can get knocked up back to back you can too.
Work it bitches.
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“I can’t, I won’t, I can’t, I won’t
Let you leave
I...”
– Lupe Fiasco, He says she says
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- Kanye West, Street Lights
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Gtalk gets video and voice chat! Creepy! Yes!
My stalking dreams have come true. all you need is a webcam, some imagination, and possibly lube.
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No Idea’s Original - Bastardization of Foreign...
But still. Come on America. If you’re going to remake something, please do it well.
You know what? On the second thought, don’t do it at all. You can’t remake asian movies especially asian horror movies because there are references and subtle asian beliefs that do not cross over to American cultures. Asian movies are all about subtle expressions and the whole cinematic effect to evoke...
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All the things she said. running through my head.
I guess it’s not like I never noticed Ok I lied I never really noticed Guess I never really paid attention To what you like, how you are All that bullshit Now that I like you it’s an issue I finally take mental notes Of what is you Now do I really still like you Or like the ideal of you Impractical doubts, they stack up tall Lingering marks on the wall Physical signs of what has been...
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Worst Advice Ever. “If someone accuses you of...
Never ask: “How to tell if my gf/bf is cheating”
You’ll get advice like this.
You’ve heard it before. The famous - “if THEY are accusing you, then they MUST be cheating cuz they feel guilty”
Yes. I’m sure it has nothing to do with you being an inconsiderate asshole, being sporadic with your time, acting a complete 180, checking your phone more often, don’t...
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- Kanye West, Coldest Winter
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I like things squirming in my mouth.
So excited for dinner. Countdown for two weeks - here we go.
Live octopus? Have you tried it?
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We could have been so happy. Heroes cont’d...
Gabriel Gray.
Gabriel. Messenger of God. Gray. Well… Aren’t we all a bit morally gray? The scene opens to Gabriel in his Buddy Holly get up freakin out in his shop. He has done something bad. Something evil. The hunger that cannot be controlled. He had wanted and taken. It’s an evolutionary imperative. Gab cannot deal with the remorse so he goes to hang himself. Luckily Elle is on...
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Now let me take a trip down memory lane. Heroes...
We start off in Africa where AfroIssac is feeding Hiro some crap that will enable him to see the future. This guy has some major tools yo. I mean, a future seeing walkman, future seeing mush, magically colorful berries that enable rock paintings? So baller. Either that or that caveman’s on acid. But via Hiro, we zoom back to the good days when Peter was a nurse and had the best emo bang ever....
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Being sick propelled this odd psycho diet
So being a total neuro, I’m hella compulsive about it. Sickness has completely shrunken my stomach and pushed me toward this sicko diet regime. OK I’m lying. It was seeing 110 lbs @ the doctor’s. Before you bitches backslap me, I never been at this weight before. Come on. Regardless of number, you’d freak out if you were 10 lbs heavier than your norm for the last 10 years. Plus I’m only 5’0 even...
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Super Obama World. Stomping out Alaska one pig at...
Literally.
If you have time to kill, check out SuperObamaWorld.
It’s basically Super Mario World for Super Nintendo. Minus Yoshi. I don’t know. I fell off the first jump.
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Do you want nuts with that? No homo.
I can’t stop staring at the perfectly heart shaped ballz.
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- Kanye West, What it is
[May not be on...
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It was never about quitting drinking.
I know every couple months I say I’m going to quit drinking.
Truth is, there was never a need to quit because I don’t drink.
I used to drink a lot in HS [but who didn’t]. Not fancy cocktails. I mean, dude. We were HS kids. We do what all HS kids do. Swig blue top Smirnoff vodka and chase it with coke. Then move on to swigging Henessey and donald duck OJ. And then I stopped...
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I know why you drink, Letters circa 2007
Lately because I need it too We have nothing in common So when we’re not arguing We’re not speaking Because well We have nothing in common I find it better when I’m flying In a alcoholic haze That burns in the morning But the morning is so far away What matters is now My escape is now I wasn’t drunk last night And I kept wanting to slip away when you were sleeping Then I...
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Frederick's is running their 50% sale!
So being in my dizzy, sick state on Saturday, I do what I have done since HS when I needed a pick-me-up. Buy slutty lingerie.
Luckily my mom dragged me into Frederick’s and oh my god.
Everything is 50% off AND an addition 50% off red marked items.
OMG.
I picked up two black corsets - the bone crunching lace up kind from the back. The cutest purple one piece garter thingy. Two casual,...
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That’s the baddest girl I ever seen Straight...
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Worst day ever in the best life ever.
So why the lack of updates?
Because last Thursday I encountered the worst day ever.
Wednesday night I started burning up with the highest fever ever. Then luckily Thursday I had a doctor’s appt at 9:30. Thank god. This is when it spirals down to hell.
Thursday -
9:00 AM - My headlights were on in my car rendering my car dead.
9:15 AM - Lady promises to give us a jump but disappears
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