November 2008
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What kind of Hayden Panettiere fuckery is this?
Britney. I’m your biggest fan. But really?
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Even Christina Milian can't make Rainbow Brite...
Happy Halloween w/Christina Milian! What do i wear?!?!?
I’m sorry for trying to sell this to y’all. Upon further inspection and this horrendous video, I conclude that I will burn it. I kept it for roleplay reasons but I don’t fuck children.
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“‘Cause you’re hot then you’re cold
You’re yes then...”
– - Katy Perry, Hot N Cold
[love her!]
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I love it when you 1, 2 step.
Warning! Picture is misleading - thanks yelp for providing untrue scenarios. [btw. whose MOM is that in the foreground. jesus]
Having been here twice, I thought I could actually form an actual opinion about Zanzibar but I’m still left confused. I guess it’s like the first couple times you have sex. The first [maybe 4 times] are often quite unpredictable [yea. unpredictably BAD...
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I need you to bring me Claire.
(via Heroes France)
Looks like Papa Petrelli has it out for Claire sending his best weapon to hunt her down. Uh oh Claire. Hope you learned to defend yourself. By the way, who can you trust now?
And speaking of which, who can stop Arthur now? Looks like Peter and Nathan are in Haiti looking for the answer.
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I know I can’t afford this life For a moment...
October 2008
148 posts
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12 Year Old Boy Scouts Volunteer to Give Breast...
12-Year-Old Boy Scouts Volunteer To Give Women Breast Exams
(courtesy of the Onion)
“We do them in the basement. But it’s nice basement. We have carpet.”
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He seriously does not deserve a career.
Trailer for Angels and Demons is up. The book was horrible. as are any of Dan Brown’s other books. Yes. I’m a hater.
Thanksgiving with Gossip Girl. Yes please.
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Mary Kate and Ashley: Hollywood Pin Ups
It’s nice to see MK and Ashley be a tad sexy for once.
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“8 letters. 3 words. Say it and I’m yours.”
– Chuck/Blair, Gossip Girl
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You shut your mouth how can you say I go about...
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“In case u get more depressed tonite: rush street will have a lot of douchey...”
– Tony, in regards to me drinking alone last night.
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My mom bought me illegal birth control from china....
and it’s making me hella nauseous this morning.
I would tell my mom but every time I tell her I’m sick, she panics and assumes I’m knocked up.
This is almost a weekly freak out at this point.
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For Sale: Rainbow Brite Costume. Brand Effin New
Last year I bought this costume online. It was cute in theory but I realized that having blonde hair was a pretty integral part of the package.
An asian girl in this getup just looks like an insane raver.
30 bucks OBO. Contact me.
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I want. I need. Vanessa Abrahm's dress from Gossip...
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I just got burned/pwn'd/dr phil'd/schooled. Way...
[discussing FWBs]
me: i don't want it to be serious. i just want him to be like how he used to be.
x: if you want him to be like how he used to be, don't be tripping whether "he used to ask me to go everywhere with him now he just doesn't", that's a BF's job. you're being selfish if you do. you go on dates and he doesn't. he can't take you around at times cos he wants to meet girls.
me: ....
x: you got used to how close he was to you in the first few months, and it's not supposed to be like that.
probably right now he doesn't want everything to be all you, he wants to be out there..
you got to get used to what fwb's like, that shit only stays in the bedroom. outside ya'll are just friends. you'll be tripping when you mix emotion into it.
me: ....
x: so yeah, answer is no. it's not healthy. you're being jealous that he aint treating you the same. why be upset when he's not. read the contract. quit bringing up fights.
fwb's supposed to be taking care of each other needs, no strings attached.. drama,etc.
me: ....
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You have forever tarnished Pikachu. Pika! Pika!
thanks Rick for sending me this horrorfest.
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Borat in the newest "Don't Vote" PSA.
5 More Friends
Featured: Tom Cruise, Cameron Diaz,Leonardo DiCaprio, Snoop Dogg,Harrison Ford, Julia Roberts, Ben Stiller, Will Smith, Steven Spielberg, Justin Timberlake, along with Sacha Baron Cohen as “Borat,” Zach Braff,Colin Farrell, Neil Patrick Harris,Scarlett Johansson, Shia LeBeouf,Tobey Maguire, Ryan Reynolds, andJason Segal.
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Speaking of fail. I hate/love boys.
Silly men but I love them the same. him: so admit it you like male attention. me: I like ANY attention. Who wants to walk through life alone? him: but you want male attention no? It’s ok. Everyone does. me: *sigh* *shoots self* [I just want your attention stupid] ARGH! I don’t care what Larry the Plumber thinks of me or what the dude across the street thinks. I like to look nice because...
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Click to go to Fail blog. Best Blog Ever. →
Helen Keller. Fail.
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Ouch. Way harsh dude. Way harsh.
me: i was talking to d wondering why i despise her. he said i probably feel that XX could do better [looks wise]. like i would never let d have an ugly [or old] gf. i guess same with you. if your next gf is no where near how ZZ looked then i'd be really offended. lol
friend: to me its not about the looks, its about the way she carries herself and how she treats him. if he was with a decent looking female who treated him well and had "some class" and knew how to "be a woman" then I wouldn't have any qualms. Unfortunately she's just an insecure needy attention whoring celeb jocking groupie club rat who's past her prime already and can't control her liquor and is too scared to be single.
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I think I found H.I.M...
The concept of soul mates. Well, what is a soul mate? To me, I think that you can have multiple soul mates over your life time. You have dates, friends, one night stands. You have boyfriends and ex-husbands. But then you have those selected people in your life that make you change the way you think forever. Whether they stay or not, it’s not the point, your world shifts and it’s never the same...
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For Sale: Apple iPod nano (with video, 4GB)
My mom decided to upgrade her ipod to those snazzy new chromatic ipods and is selling her 4GB.
I actually have the same one and I personally like it better than the new ones. I guess I just like a bigger interface. You can download movies, music, books, etc. I am NOT a tech wiz but I have one full season of Gossip Girls on mine and some Heroes episodes and still have room for tons of music.
...
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“You sit there in your heartache
Waiting on some beautiful boy
To save your...”
– The Killers, When you were young
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“I can find a reason that we should quit
I can find a reason to do it
I can...”
– She Wants Revenge, Red Flags and Long Nights
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10 bucks?! I can't even get a combo @ Carl's Jr.
Grilled calamari steak. fingerling potatos and bitter greens. 10 Bucks @ Nook.
I’m stuffed.
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Speaking of Audrey Kawasaki, new show @ Thinkspace
Audrey and Friends @ Santa Monica’s Thinkspace Gallery
Audrey Kawasaki | Stella Im Hultberg | Amy Sol | Kukula | Brandi Milne | Brian Viveros | Catherine Brooks | Mari Inukai | Nomi Chi | Lauren Albert | Jessica McCourt | Julia Sonmi Heglund | Eveline Tarunadjaja | Meg Hunt | Irana Douer | Catherine Campbell | Lilly Piri | Amy Earles | Eric Thomas Bostrom | Joao Ruas | Laura Laine | Jason...
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I'm full of teenage angst.
[btw. Thanks to all the readers. In two weeks, you guys pushed this over the 3K mark ^_^] I’ve fallen into a routine and I can’t get up. The only thing positive about a routine is stability. Knowing where you’re going at night. Knowing who you’re waking up to. But what if you fall into a routine founded on instability? I mean, you both just fell into this odd “let’s play house” routine one day...
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Mickey Avalon.. they call me Mr. Right.
“Who that man in the black Sedan With two cheap hookers and a Mexican Pumpin’ white lines, sippin’ warm Coors Light Mickey Avalon, call me Mr. Right”
End of the World Halloween Weekend feat. Mickey Avalon, James Zabiela, and Damian Lazarus @ the Avalon.
OMG. I’m the biggest Mickey Avalon fan ever!
Tickets are $25. Friday Oct 31 (10pm–7am)
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Can you drive faster than the police? What if they...
(via hypebeast)
Haha. Can’t wait for the police to fight over THIS one. I mean, really? How crappy must you feel to hope into your dirty Buick when the dude next to you is doing donuts in his lambo?
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When given a choice, I always choose Italian.
One of the biggest advantages of eating alone is that you can try out a restaurant before bringing a date or your family.
[Don’t you hate randomly trying a restaurant and it’s totally bad and everyone politely tells you to never choose a restaurant again?] Anyway, westsider Kevin C. says that this is his favorite Italian place on the westside so I trust him because I slept with him. Just...
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Played or Be Played. That is the lesson of today.
Forgive me. I missed the first 15 minutes but managed to catch a fuzzy version online. So here we go…. Win! Mohinder does the best thing he’s ever done in his life. He saves Maya and carted her back to South America! As in permanently off our screens! Sorry boys. Nathan and Tracy are waiting in Mohinder’s lab. Mohinder’s spidey subjects are getting carted out and HRG and Meredith...
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"In keeping with a Zen philosophy, we created an...
[it’s so pretty when it’s empty]
Please don’t create any personal statements that your venue does not follow. Ew. And Zen? Really? No comment.
Truth be told, i missed out on the clubbing stage in life. Not that it didn’t interest me. I mean, i was curious but my hormones raged as a teenager and I didn’t see the point of ‘going out’ when we could...
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“It’s a chance, gonna move/gonna fuck...
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"I am back to wearing my own clothes from my...
That’s cute Sarah. Why? When you were going to donate the Valentino when you were done with it? And for christ sakes, why are you dressed as a Mary Kay representative?!
Sarah talks at length about how thrifty she is and how she has a $35 wedding ring. How sweet. I’m thrifty when it comes to my money too. But when it comes to daddy’s [or in this case, America] cash, I’m...
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Do you like japanese-italian pasta? How can you...
This has been my go to date place for the last 5 years. You can’t miss the bright blue store on the corner of Redondo across from the Pacific Square plaza.
Truthfully, while I’ve tried other things on the menu. I always go back to the cod roe, uni, squid pasta. It may sound strange to some of you but trust me, it’s delicious. There’s no heavy cream sauce or any of that...
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Girls with over inflated egos and the men that...
So this girl [referenced in this post] is a complete psycho and really a solid 4 on a good day. Brings me to my rant of the day: Why do girls similar to her and fat girls with ugly personalities have over inflated egos?
Because of the men that feed into their delusions.
Have you ever seen a guy try to holler at a whale at the mall? He feeds her the world. Telling her how pretty she is and how...
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“I thought you’d change but I should have known
You play nice for a time...”
– Black Keys, Psychotic Girl
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Saw V: It’s not a test of human nature, it’s a...
So here we are, 5th installment of the Saw franchise. More forced dialogue, stupidity, and unanswered questions. Oh wait. And blood. Lot’s of blood.
On a 1-10 scale, I rate gore horror as a 4. It’s disgusting enough for you to cringe but not so that you are afraid to walk to your car at night. Watching an excess amount of amputation and body explosions reminds me of a poor “Faces of Death”...
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Want to smell like a douche? Try "WANTED" by Jesse...
Speaking of throwing up, WHO in their right minds would buy a Jesse McCartney cologne?
My prayers have been answered. According to People Magazine, the scent is very Jesse. “The jasmine, rose blossom, bergamot and chilled apple scent was inspired by the maturity and confidence of his latest album Departure. And the romantic juice developed with First American Brands will be housed in this...
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“quit being jealous of their love!”
– R., in response to my previous post.
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I just threw up in my mouth.
Ewwwwww.
I just heard some news about certain people that just made me lose my lunch.
I’m thoroughly disgusted biatch. Quit telling me stuff I don’t wanna know.
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“Dance, Dance
We’re falling apart to half time
Dance, Dance
And these...”
– Fall Out Boy, Dance Dance
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It's not my fault you don't have rose colored...
So remember creepy guy from Ralph’s that I gave my number to? Well. He ended up calling me at work and I had to totally put my foot down and tell him to get lost [well. I left him a scorching voicemail ala “Umm. Can you please stop calling me? It’s creepy”]. I hope he gets the hint. Which brings me to a frustrating point: what guys fail to understand is that sometimes girls are just being...